jewelisms » humor http://www.jewelisms.com life, the universe, and whatever else strikes me Sat, 07 Aug 2010 12:21:22 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 I couldn’t agree more…football edition http://www.jewelisms.com/2010/06/18/i-couldnt-agree-more-football-edition/ http://www.jewelisms.com/2010/06/18/i-couldnt-agree-more-football-edition/#comments Fri, 18 Jun 2010 20:57:24 +0000 jewel http://www.jewelisms.com/?p=798

I’m sooooooooo memorizing this!

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*snort*

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]]> http://www.jewelisms.com/2010/06/05/with-laser-beam-eyes/feed/ 0 Joss Whedon Doesn’t Suck http://www.jewelisms.com/2010/05/07/joss-whedon-doesnt-suck/ http://www.jewelisms.com/2010/05/07/joss-whedon-doesnt-suck/#comments Fri, 07 May 2010 21:58:49 +0000 jewel http://www.jewelisms.com/?p=717

Finally a cause I can get behind!

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]]> http://www.jewelisms.com/2010/01/16/stand-back/feed/ 0 ‘Nuff Said http://www.jewelisms.com/2009/11/19/nuff-said/ http://www.jewelisms.com/2009/11/19/nuff-said/#comments Thu, 19 Nov 2009 22:24:29 +0000 jewel http://www.jewelisms.com/?p=597 large hadron collider
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From the product page:

While ThinkGeek is marketing CaffeDerm® to its users as a Caffeine Banishment Therapy Aid (CBTA), certain savvy users might realize it also makes a great, calorie free, non-tooth staining, methodology to embrace and even enhance one’s caffeine addiction. But you didn’t hear it from us…

Hmmmmm…

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